I guess there would be a time in every Bangalorean's life when they had to encounter an aggressive aunty.In my own terms,aunties are like frustrated creations of god(or probably the devil....i dont know...) With a lot of in-built anger and unwanted drama.They come in all shapes,but i have often observed that fat ones are the most aggressive.The safest way out of an aunty's diabolic clutches would be to stay away from them.Under unavoidable encounters just zip your lips and dont speak a word...
I don't understand why they have to be so angry all the time.All they do is try to pick up a fight with you.No matter how much you try to keep away, they lure you into a fight.And when they finally pounce on a victim,they make them bleed...They have this very unique skill of turning all the onlookers against you.They strip you off all your self esteem with their judgey eyes..They turn you mute with their loud and cranky voices.
I recently came across one of these aunties during my grocery shopping.I wanted to grab few oranges on the rack,the path to which was blocked by an aunty.No matter how softly i asked her to excuse,the darn woman just wouldn't move out of the way.All she had to do was move a little closer to her husband and give me some space to reach the oranges.She looked at me with her dangerously tiny eyes and barked " kya hei?" in an extremely mean tone.Her voice alone silenced my soul..I quickly grabbed my grocery bag which the shopkeeper handed over to me meanwhile and quietly left the store...
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